As part of the celebration of Conch Republic Days, which commemorate Key West's secession from the United States in 1982 -- no, kidding, here, read about it -- a number of frivolous and fun events take place: a mock naval battle fought with slingshot fruits and breads, an impromptu hop-on-in parade from the Gulf to the Ocean, and the Bed Races, just to name a few. Many of KW's best known bars, restaurants, and even guest houses, construct a bed on wheels and four pushers transport a bed wench a quarter-mile down Duval. Some do well, some take horrific spills. Good fun either way. [19 photos]